Thursday, November 13, 2025

Knitting -- Argyle with small diamonds

The big annoyance with working Argyle is all those little bobbins you have to wind your yarn onto. They clatter, and you can't unwind too much yarn at once or they get tangled up, and you have to refill them every once in a while because you can't fit a whole skein of yarn onto one.

And when I wrote about Argyle before, I said you couldn't do it using Fair Isle floater control because it left dimples.

Well, that's true when you use big diamonds. But if you use little five-stitch diamonds, you can group them to look like big ones and do your lines at the same time as you knit the diamonds.


The problem here is that you are working with three colors most of the time. So the same thing applies as when you are doing Icelandic jumpers: you hold two yarns in one hand and the third in the other, and it's not easy to keep an even tension on the yarn. 

You also have to use bigger stitch counts because the fabric will have even less give than Fair Isle. 

You have to work loosely and slowly so that you remember to catch in your floaters. 

I finished the jumper and washed it, and it looked too narrow for me to get into. So I had an old kitchen chair with a back as broad as I am. I fitted the jumper over the back while it was still a little damp and left it there for several days. Not only did the dimples smooth out but when I took the jumper off, it stayed that width. 

Then the weather turned warm so I haven't tried it on yet.

I call this Girl's Best Friend (IYKYK) and with it I used up a mess of different blues that I bought when I was making my Myrdal jumper, along with a mess of neutrals. 

Friday, November 7, 2025

Knitting -- finagling a sleeve join

If my description reminds you of any pattern you've used, let me know. I was between a rock and a hard place and did this to try to eke out some yarn.

It's Jaggerspun yarn; the company went out of business in 2024. I was using a cone of Maine 3/8 to knit a jumper and I knitted a lace motif from the antique Williamson stole (Shetland Islands) into the body. To keep working in the round, I did steeking at the top.

Normally when you do steeking you pick up around it and knit from the top down, but I couldn't do the lace motif in the sleeves that way, I had to knit from the bottom up. To test whether I might have enough yarn for two full length sleeves, I knitted one of them close to the length I wanted, then cut the yarn. Then I knitted the other one. 

Now the problem was how to join them to the body around the steeking. I supposed faggoting would have worked and maybe I'll try that some other time. But this time here's what I did.

I had underarm stitches on holders.

I did not cut the yarn when I finished the second sleeve. I cut the steeking and pulled the yarn through the stitch at the bottom of it, then went around the whole steeking pulling yarn through each stitch, the way I normally do.

I turned the sleeve inside out and put it inside the body so the wrong sides were together. 

Then I knitted off all the stitches around the steeking with all the stitches around the sleeve, the way you knit off at the shoulders of the body of a jumper. 

At the underarms, I did Kitchener stitch to close them, and closed up a couple of stretched stitches.

I'm still working on the second sleeve hoping against hope that I have enough yarn, but this post is about the sleeve join, and here's how it looks. 

Sunday, November 2, 2025

Knitting -- Paton's classics

If you've been knitting for a while, you've probably heard of Paton's, who made yarn and published patterns. I bought a couple some time ago, but here is a mother lode, all free to download.

https://archive.org/search?query=patons&and%5B%5D=mediatype%3A%22texts%22

Get to work.

Monday, October 20, 2025

Write it Like a Fairy Tale -- 08 innovation

Georges Polti wrote a book in 1868 giving a list of 36 dramatic situations or plots to which every work of fiction, and some popular historical scenes, belong. They are the only subjects people write about. He gives examples of the situations. He drew many of them from Greek tragedy, but he also included literature up to and including Dostoevsky. To cover important literature that did not obviously fit his broad categories, Polti gives subcategories. Here is a link to his work.

https://archive.org/details/thirtysixdramati00polt

This book illustrates a couple of points.

There are no “original ideas”. Writers may produce innovative presentations, and movies may take advantage of new technology with the same goal, but the situations they present are limited to these 36. Test it for yourself with a random selection of 36 books or movies. Then do it with some of the top-selling books or top-attended movies this century. Let us know what you find.

As a corollary, you must read widely to avoid producing hackneyed writing. Everything you read before you start writing teaches you what situations people want to read about – especially in your favorite genre – and then you have to find your personal twist on them. The basis for that personal twist is your own experiences – and this is a reason why young writers produce autobiographical works. The number of people they know, on whose experiences they could draw, is limited; the ability of youth to identify with the experiences of others, is limited. But as with Burt Lancaster and screenwriters, reading widely will likely show you that the things you like best – use Olrik’s principles.

If you take this to heart, you will never earn a publisher’s contempt for your ignorance, by saying that your work is absolutely original. Publishers and editors probably haven’t read Polti, but they’ve read enough manuscripts to realize that you can’t come up with a truly new plot, and they know when that brilliant story you wrote is absolutely hackneyed. Your best defense is to read lots of books in your genre, so that you know when somebody else has used that “new and improved” plot device you think you invented.

Second, Polti’s examples come from literature going back thousands of years, including the Tanakh, the roots of which go back at least to 5000 BCE, before the Semites and Indo-Europeans or Indo-Iranians differentiated out of the parent culture that produced the flood stories in all three traditions. As such, at least some of these situations existed in oral traditions – necessarily oral because this goes back before the origin of writing. The situations that get us interested in a book or movie or manga, are the same ones that got our ancestors interested enough in a story to pass it down, some of them for thousands of years. These are the truly shared concepts of the human mind. Compare them to the oral tradition of your own culture.

Polti has references to historical events as examples of the situations. This reinforces Olrik’s statement that orally transmitted narratives originate as realistic descriptions of cultural or historical events. Polti refers to written material in every case, but identifies another facet of the link between oral and written material.

The introduction to the book says that there are also 36 emotional states, but when you study the subcategories as Polti divides them up, you can see that none of his main categories evoke only one emotion. If nothing else, the different relationships between the people involved in the situation should generate different emotions, but what they are is not clear from what Polti wrote. Since you illustrate emotion with action, and you follow the Law of Cascading Contrasts in their behavior, Olrik’s principles guarantee that people’s reactions will differ.

 I’m sure that it’s been a downer for you to have me rehash old advice and tell you that all the plots in your writing will be the same as the old plots people have been “writing” for thousands of years. I’m sure you don’t love me for telling you that your work has to conform to the standards of the culture you’re writing about, when you write a story you imagine yourself starring in. If you write yourself into that story the way you are now, not only are you not writing it like a fairy tale, you’re committing an actual fallacy of logic called Presentism, pretending that people two hundred years ago thought about things or understood them the way we do now. It’s another facet of the “Harlequin novel with a few famous names inserted” that I keep talking about. If you’re literally writing for people just like you, they may not throw your book out. But you won’t sell as many books as if you do your homework so you can truly understand how your heroine thought and behaved two centuries ago. Doing that homework will help you grow as a writer. It’s up to you how much you want to grow.

Monday, October 13, 2025

Write it Like a Fairy Tale -- 07 Language

Remember back when I said that you had to use a grammar book in your writing and you said, “But this is the Regency, they spoke differently”?

They sure did, but they also spoke differently in Shakespeare’s time, and in the 21st century, you practically need a phrasebook to understand Shakespeare. So too in our century, Regency grammar will jar on your audience. If you really use Regency grammar. Read the Four Mothers carefully and take notes.

The biggest hurdle to face is that with verbs of motion, Regency authors do not use “have” as an auxiliary. They use “am”. “I am come to tell you…” “He was gone to Birmingham…” This derives from French, Je suis venu vous dire…   Il est parti or Il est allé … Compare Georgette Heyer’s use to the Four Mothers; I saw an instance in one of her books where she had the modern usage, not the Regency usage. This Regency usage is not passive, this is the grammar of verbs of motion 200 years ago.

Where we would say “Tea was being carried around,” they might say “Tea was carrying around.” It will help your word count to do likewise. This is how they expressed the progressive in the Regency period, it’s a variety of the imperfect tense.

Where we would say “alone”, Regency authors would say “only”: “That answer only is acceptable.” This is one of those habits of the Four Mothers you should take notes on in case you decide to use Regency diction.

In a number of works you will find muted language. One does not hate rain, one “does not love rain”. A journey may be described as “not uncomfortable”, a décor as “not unpleasant”.

British authors tend to use “amongst” and “whilst” where Americans would say “among” and “while”. Study the Four Mothers and see if you can identify the rules they went by.

Regency authors sometimes say “you was” instead of “you were,” but only in the singular.

The Four Mothers have all their main characters use proper grammar; Georgette Heyer lets some of them use bad grammar, especially young men who are slangy and older men who probably didn’t go up to university. You may, however, find “eat” and “ate” in unexpected places; I found one example in Persuasion.

For slang, go through Heyer’s works and make a list with the modern meanings. For your lower class Londoners, Bow Street Runners, and criminals, find a dictionary of thieves’ cant online. I think Heyer over-uses slang; you should probably restrict it to young men talking to each other, not older men or her Mark II hero and especially not when talking to ladies. Sir Richard Wyndham gains the respect of a thief by proving that he knows thieves’ cant, but he does not use it toward Penelope Creed.

Be careful about regional dialects. They are just as difficult to write as foreign languages. Especially in the Celtic parts of the Kingdom, some people will use words with their old Celtic meaning. So “a brave lass” does not mean she is courageous, it means she is a fine girl: braw, brav (from Welsh braf), and Irish brea all look like “courageous” but they all mean “fine”. Take Florence Castle’s advice – but the links to the recordings are broken.

https://florencecastlewritings.tumblr.com/post/633528132553588736/writing-british-accents-and-dialects

This page has links to Youtube clips.

https://www.studiocambridge.co.uk/a-brief-guide-to-british-accents-and-dialects/

Don’t try to represent the accents too closely. I served on a jury once here in the US and the minute he opened his mouth, one of the lawyers gave himself away as Irish. It was the quality of his “t” and some of his vowels that gave him away. Burt Lancaster and Michael Ironside, both of whom were Irish, had a particular strength to their “l”. You’ll never get that onto paper, any more than you can get the British difference between “a” before a double consonant and a single consonant, like “cawn’t” and “het”, the latter being very close to the Latin æ or German ä.

Especially don't use dialect without a clear geographic connection. Remember, people didn’t travel as much in the Regency as they do now, and while London might have speakers of every dialect, your heroine has to have a connection to the region that uses the one you pick to imitate. So, for example, she ought to have an estate in the west of England, if you want her footman to use that accent in London. But she probably will not hire a cockney as a footman, or be served by a cockney in a warehouse (retail store) or shop. Cockneys were denizens of the City of London, and few ladies went there because few ladies had business dealings with anybody there, plus they looked down on Cits as well as cockneys. Tradesmen dealing with the carriage class hired their own relatives, who spoke much like their customers, as much not to alienate the customers as to be able to trust employees not to steal from the shelves or the till (a very real problem up to the invention of the cash register). A man, however, might have a groom from his own estate, or hire a cockney. If you want to hear cockney speech, watch Eastenders online – and remember, a cockney “born within the sound of Bow Bells” rarely left that region.

https://archive.org/details/1-tv-vhs-rip/1+TV_VHS_RIP.avi

In general, only characters low down in the social scale, probably not wealthy and therefore stuck most of their lives where they were born, should use dialect all the time. People higher up will mostly use dialect when strongly moved and less in control of their speech patterns. People at the top of the scale will likely use dialect only in fun, and then they will use the dialect from the shire they grew up in, mimicking their estate workers.

Be very careful about Irish characters and their speech. Don’t copy the speech patterns of US movie Irish like Thomas Mitchell as Gerald O’Hara in Gone With the Wind (he could also speak with a perfect American accent). They are overdone. What I did with a character in one novel was had him use an Irish bull, an internally contradictory sentence: “Could I be asking a question and not take offense?” He meant that the person he questioned would hopefully not take offense, but there’s no pronoun for that person. However, such sentences are not restricted to the Irish; Sam Goldwyn will forever be famous for saying “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.” Yogi Berra was famous for them: “It’s like déjà vu all over again.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee_N3g4ORLk

Likewise there are multiple Scottish accents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=styynTNHpVo

And multiple Welsh accents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_2UW8v3Q80

Never let dialect or slang take over your writing. You’re telling a story, not writing a dissertation for ’enry ’iggins (IYKYK). And judge for yourself how much of your audience will sit still for real Regency grammar, or how long they’ll keep trying to understand it before they pitch your book.

Monday, October 6, 2025

Write it Like a Fairy Tale -- 06 Loose Ends

There is one other thing you can do as a Regency novelist, and it is another Burt Lancaster lesson.

Lancaster never did sequels. He also never covered another actor’s work with remakes; Gunfight at OK Corral had a completely different script from Darling Clementine, that violated history much less – I mean, big chested big voiced Victor Mature as runty tubercular Doc Holliday? Come on. And while Paul Lukas played Ernst Janning in a TV broadcast, the movie of Judgment at Nuremberg added plot elements like, Marlene Dietrich as a German general’s wife and the girlfriend who broke up with William Shatner. Lancaster did film versions of stage plays – but not Shakespeare, with the inevitable comparisons to Olivier. He didn’t like doing too many films in the same genre; he didn’t even like doing the same take on a genre as everybody else. He was never in any of the rah rah war movies, he made anti-war movies. He never did “Great Old West” movies, he did rowdy raunchy Vera Cruz and icy cold Lawman and anti-racism Scalphunters – but Ulzana’s Raid was actually about the Vietnam War. And two things came out of them.

Burt Lancaster did bookend films. Not only were there derived doublets in some of his movies, but he did more than one movie about the same topic. I have a full list in another document, but Lawman and OK Corral are bookends; Scalphunters and Judgment at Nuremberg are anti-hate; Brute Force and Birdman of Alcatraz are anti-prison.

You can do this with your Regency novels. I have one written and another planned which refer to the treatment of blacks in British colonies. I have blurbs for about 90 other novels all told, and I am sure I can find opportunities for turning some of those into bookends. Bookending can tell your readers more about some important Regency issues by looking at them from different directions or through the eyes of different characters. It will also tell readers more about those characters because of subtext provided by their reactions.

You can include messages like Lancaster’s movies did, but if you’re going to write it like a fairy tale, the message has to be a matter of reacting to events, not giving lectures – and yet one of my plots has a Dissenting preacher lecturing on the evils of the slave trade. But Dissenting preachers did that during the Regency, so it’s part of the plot, not a detour.

And there’s one thing in oral narratives that you don’t have to worry about, but you could always include it in some of your novels. Olrik discussed the use of placenames as identifiers for culturally important events. For historical events and the inception of an important custom, an oral narrative may name a specific place (use a toponym). It may also tell the story and finish “and it is there to this very day.” The events in the narrative are well in the past; nobody alive was there at the time. But the narrator and her audience can see the location where they happened and she points to it verbally, and then the people in her audience accept what she says about the events.

This is more than just having things happen where a character or their family live. The place and event have to have a direct relationship to each other and to the plot and its denouement.

It’s more than “oh, we were visiting The Lakes and I fell in.” The Bible has no logical reason for positioning Avraham’s tent where travelers can get to the Cities of the Plain – unless the culture insists that the Cities’ overthrow is closely connected to inception of the practice of circumcision. If my young lady can see Malkin Tower in Lancashire from her chaise, the reader has a right to expect the novel to have something to do with the Pendle Witch Trials. And conversely, don’t refer to Malkin Tower unless your outline does discuss the witch trials. It’s not a head fake; it’s wording that has nothing to do with your plot, and that violates the unities and busts your word count.

Try to remember a movie that opens at a given place with a voiceover about it, and then the plot unfolds showing what happened and how it affected the characters, then goes back to the place and summarizes. That would have been too talky for Lancaster, but His Majesty O’Keefe does something like it using action. Lots of good “scenery” too, if you know what I mean.

But don’t use a toponym just to prove that you used Dugdale in your research.

Now let me go back and tie up one loose end. I talked about the heroine learning her lesson such that she is ready for her new normal. And some of you probably said, “Wait a minute. Why doesn’t her mate have to learn any lessons?” Well, you’re right. Mr Darcy learned a lesson about treating strangers with contempt. But Edward Ferrars, Colonel Brandon, George Knightley, Henry Tilney, Frederick Wentworth, and Edmund Bertram were all pretty much the same at the end of the novel as they were when first introduced to the reader. The same is true for Georgette Heyer’s Regency heroes – Philip Jettan belongs to the preceding “macaroni merchant” period. Why don’t the heroes change their natures?

Because however much a husband might talk of “my wife’s house”, or however much a gentleman might defer to a lady’s opinion, every girl was taught that she was inferior, that “women were all children of a larger growth.” And children have to learn lessons as they grow up. We don’t like to be told that in the 21st century, and it’s one more struggle you will have with writing Regency novels. You may have to compromise by having your heroine learn something about the world, and her mate learn something about himself. But if you’re writing it like a fairy tale, you can’t have him admitting that he can’t live up to her idealizing him – because that’s not how heroes behave in fairy tales. It would be a failure. If he can fail, he’s not worthy of her. If the man who first attracts her is not worthy of her, you must have a secondary hero who can step forward and show he is truly the right mate for her. More than one Regency novel has a heroine who mistakes her own heart. That’s not the same as the hero learning a lesson.

Trying to write it like a fairy tale may sound like a lot of work. Writing is a lot of work anyway, if you try to do it right, giving respect to your genre and your audience. You’ll get two benefits from it.

You will craft your work very tightly. Nothing will happen that doesn’t support some other action; there will be no loose ends or plot holes. Michael Winner and Gerard Wilson did Lawman and then a few years later they did Scorpio, again with Lancaster. The latter movie started with somebody else’s script, and they didn’t have time or the desire to tear it apart completely and build it back up with the same craft they used on Lawman. It’s a good story but it has a patchwork quilt effect instead of an intentional design.

Your work will translate to film easily. It will have action and dialogue, but not monologues or things that need a voiceover. Movie audiences won’t be left saying “What just happened?” The action will be clear and purposeful, and you already limited it to things that carry the plot forward.

Maybe your books will start a whole new craze for Regency movies.

But even if you never get that far, writing it like a fairy tale will do a much better job, honoring our foremothers of the English novel, and giving audiences something much better to read than a Harlequin novel doped with a few famous names.


Monday, September 29, 2025

Write it Like a Fairy Tale -- 005, Characterization

This is a long post but it hits several issues about how your characters behave, including a way to shape their convos and the timing within your story.  

Of course you know that all your characters have to behave differently. Olrik’s Laws describe what the differences have to be. Their actions have to relate to those of the protagonist and contrast with her actions either in kind or in result.

One blog quotes Georgette Heyer as saying she had a Mark I hero, rough and foul-tempered, and a Mark II hero, refined but manly. The blogger apologetically says it’s more complicated than that, but the point is there’s only one main male in each novel. Olrik’s Law of Contrasts says that all the other characters, including the heroine, must behave differently from the Hero. And so you can see that Heyer’s Mark I hero needs a shy and retiring heroine, according to Olrik’s Laws of Contrast. In Bath Tangle she almost fails at this because Selena has so many of the same traits as Ivo Rotherham – and you can ignore Emily Laleham because she jilts Rotherham.

But in The Unknown Ajax, Hugo Darracott is a soldier; his cousin Vincent is rather Heyer’s Mark II hero with a jealous streak; cousin Claude is an extreme dandy who faints at the sight of blood; and cousin Richmond is a young daredevil who helps smuggle liquor. They contrast with Hugo’s uncle, a man of business (but not in trade) and their grandfather, an old bully around whom they have to get if they want to live their lives. Accomplished, sensible Anthea rebels against her grandfather’s command to marry Hugo, but she is one of the first to suspect that his doltish behaviour is a hoax and one of the least surprised when he outwits a Customs officer.

In Chumash, Joseph is the main character. He’s a spoiled brat and a dreamer, but he turns out to be a good man of business. He’s sexy but he rejects a married lady’s advances and when he rises in the world, he marries a priest’s daughter.

Reuven, his oldest brother, is a study in contrast. He breaks the law of who you can have sex with by sleeping with his father’s concubine, so that the Chumash has to immediately enumerate Yaaqov’s progeny to prove to us that Reuven did not get a son on Bilhah. He’s a failure as the oldest son; he goes along with throwing Joseph into the pit and his plan to rescue the boy fails. When the family debates whether to go back to Egypt for food again, he offers his sons as hostages to Benjamin’s life – forgetting that he is not the paterfamilias with the right of life and death over his clan. At the end of the saga, his descendants have settled on the east bank of the Yarden, from which the Assyrians will eventually chase them.

Judah, in between these two in age, sleeps with the wrong woman but at least she is not married or a concubine at the time – and it’s the only way he will have descendants. He goes along with throwing Joseph into the pit but tries to convince his brothers to sell him away from the family. He fails, not because it’s a bad plan (something has to happen or Joseph will never get to Egypt, and everything depends on that), but because the Midianites beat him to it. When the family debates about Egypt, he offers himself as hostage. At the end of the saga, his descendants are two of the three that lead the Israelites into the Holy Land – but one whole branch gets cut off at Ai.

This is the Law of Three at work as well as the Law of Cascading Contrasts. It may seem overly restrictive, but remember that the Law of Three is about magic numbers, and twelve is one of the magic numbers, covering people with a unifying factor.

Notice that we have situations here that I described last time. They don’t obviously or directly relate to the main action or goal. The characters don’t participate in the same events, EXCEPT for the pit-and-sale episode. But by the time Yaaqov turns down Reuven’s offer, we kind of expect him to fail just because of his other failures, and maybe we expect it to be Judah who makes the second offer. Also remember that when it looks like they will lose Benjamin, Reuven is silent. Judah steps up to the plate and makes a successful plea that leads to the recognition scene.

The Epic Laws also say you either have two main characters, like the twins in Heyer’s False Colours, or one secondary character who is almost as important as the main one. That is Aharon’s relationship to Mosheh. Notice the contrast in their roles in the narratives in both the Regency novel and the oral tradition.

You cannot contrast one character with herself, until she has learned her lesson. And in fact, the only time I can think of a character contrasting with herself, is in Cecilia where she goes mad. If you read Little Women, you remember that when Professor Bhaer was telling Jo what was wrong with her writing, he listed types of personalities she could not portray properly because she hadn’t met any – like madmen. And in fact Alcott had experience as a hospital nurse, but not at a hospital for the insane. All her insane characters in her blood and thunder days, were drawn from other people’s accounts. Trust me: there is no way a sane person can understand an insane character well enough to write it, because the definition of insanity is a state when somebody does things no sane person can understand. The best you can hope for is to rip insane actions from the life of a real person.

Unless you have a case study to work from, therefore, your Regency novel will have to contrast the heroine who enters the narrative, with herself as she exits it into her new normal.

Also notice that probably it's only your heroine who really learns lessons in your novel; everybody else behaves the same way at the end as they do at the start. In Persuasion Elizabeth is still vain and cold at the end and Mary is still selfish and often whiny. 

And then there’s one more thing, which Olrik didn’t describe, but which you find in the Torah: contrasting narrations. Nobody ever exactly repeats something they said. When Abraham’s servant is talking to himself at the well, he says things one way. When he’s talking to Rivkah’s father, he tells the same story but not in the same words. Exodus has the episode of making the ark and putting the tablets in it; in Deuteronomy, when Mosheh retells this episode to the next generation, who are about to enter the Holy Land, he does not tell it in the same words.

One of the reasons Plato wanted to keep poets out of his Republic, was that Hesiod and Homer say conflicting things about the gods. Theogony and Iliad are records of oral traditions, one related to a Hurrian hymn and the other being a lay of the Sea Peoples, the Pelishtim/Ahiyyawa. Of course they are going to say different things about the gods. Plato lived squarely in a literate culture, he didn’t know the ancestry of the works he was talking about, and it jarred on him.

Literary critics talk about unreliable narrators in Henry James’ books, but that’s not the same thing, those people narrate in a confusing way, with incomplete utterances. I’m talking about a one-person example of a truth Olrik expresses about oral traditions in general: a given narrative in a tradition always changes slightly, whether from narrator to narrator or from generation to generation. This truth explains some of the differences between Jewish Torah and Samaritan Pentateuch, labeling both as oral traditions (as well as daughters of a previous single oral tradtion).

So when your characters tell the same story to different people, don’t copy and paste. Each audience contrasts with the other(s) in kind or in their relationship to the narrator. Think about what the narrator wants each audience to know or think. Consider the passage of time; if your novel covers many years, then later narrations should have some details missing. If the first version of the narration has X do one thing and Y do another, a version of the narrative told many years later could switch who does what. This happens even in literate environments, in memoirs written years after the events; facts in the transcript of the Mendel Beilis trial differ, sometimes wildly, from what the participants put into their memoirs ten, twenty, thirty years later. You can copy and paste, but then you have to edit to bring out, in a sense, why the narrator would repeat the story, other than to selfishly hold center stage.

It’s not lying. Everybody misremembers things at some time, forgets things, changes a story to tell how they wanted things to be instead of how things were. It’s natural.

And if you are going to have a character repeat a narration, try setting it in the second episode of a pair of derived doublets. The alterations in the narration should make it a little more vague, to go with the second episode being a “paler” version of the first.

If there's one final thing you need to learn to write Regency novels, it would be timing. Olrik observed that within an oral narrative, time flows normally, events take the usual time to play out, and people age normally. Once the Law of Closing has been carried out, all bets are off. 

The need for normal timing inside your novel is why you MUST use Dugdale’s traveler’s guide. Willoughby’s journey from London to Cleveland, which was in Lancashire near Bristol, covered over 100 miles. Even if he had “sixteen mile an hour tits”, that trip took over six hours and his horses were practically dead unless he lodged somewhere for at least a day before going back to London. The FHC only took four-hour runs to prove their horses’ mettle.

You cannot have people commuting to jobs. In fact during the Regency most crafts were still practiced in the home, although fabric factories were starting to spring up (The Unknown Ajax). The people who had jobs lived near their worksite; servants had quarters in the house and tradesmen lived over their stores. The people who lived in fine houses usually lived off their rents, their income from the Funds, or other investments and they didn’t have to commute. The heavy traffic in London resulted from long-haul shipping that fed and clothed the million Londoners and the Upper Ten Thousand; from the post and the stagecoach; from local shipping between shops and houses; from sending goods from the docks out of town; and from the Upper Ten Thousand going to their play.

But the streets of London were not then what they are now. On a modern map of London, at the north end of London Bridge, there’s a broad thoroughfare called Byward Street that takes you to the Tower of London complex. In a map from 1800 that I found online, there’s a narrow Thames Street, with a bunch of tenements or warehouses between it and the River, and then Presbyterian Wharf, which has been replaced by a much shorter Grant’s Quay Wharf. And so on. It was easier to clog the streets in 1800 London.

Outside of both the City and its environs, people did not commute because the roads were so poor. One of the reasons your stagecoach could break down, was ruts from the rains. That’s why everybody was so shocked at Frank Churchill going to London to get his hair cut; it was a sixteen mile trip over country roads, and it took him two or three hours each way to keep from laming his horses. His valet should have been able to cut his hair to his satisfaction, or his uncle’s man could have taken a stab at it. You cannot get around this in your novels. Don’t make your characters travel unless the need is extreme – or they’re going up to London and then back down at the end of some months. (The poor roads, along with poor accommodations, also account for the length of visits.)

Learn from Pride and Prejudice of the tension between operating your estate and socializing in your parish. When the girls monopolized the horses, they practically took bread out of their own mouths by cutting into their father’s income and also making it impossible to get produce from the home farm to the manor house. Only Lady Catherine de Bourgh could afford to maintain a pony phaeton for her daughter.

Remember the situation in Sense and Sensibility. For Marianne to ride the horse Willoughby wanted to give her, Mrs. Dashwood needed to build a stable for at least two horses, and a bedroom for the groom, and a tack room – and buy feed for the horses and pay wages to the groom along with paying for his food and livery (it’s called “all found”). He had to live with the family, not commute from the village. No intelligent person rides alone because horses are prone to spook. No female of ton rides alone, not even in her carriage, which often has not only Coachman on the box in front, but also a footman up behind to carry her cards to those she meets or to the butler of a house where she stops. In my hundred draft stories, only Lady Barbara Alastair Childe goes riding alone, and she does it to escape her brutal husband.

Everybody else walked.

And that took time. A good walker like Elizabeth might have been able to do three miles an hour like we can – except that she had long skirts to manage. Also, her half-boots (ankle boots) were not engineered for speed. It probably took her an hour and a quarter to get from Longbourn to Netherfield, and then remember the state of her skirts when she arrived.

Nor were girls supposed to run after a certain age. That gave a hoydenish appearance. Only emergency could justify it. This is why films of Northanger Abbey showing Katherine running in the streets of Bath, are not good for her image. If Henry’s father had caught her at it, he would never have invited her to his house.

Now think of how this affects convos. If two people just have to tell each other something, and they don’t live in the same household, or one of them is out of the house, first they have to travel to get face-to-face, that’s one of your unities from the last post. Or they have to write notes, which a groom or footman has to carry to its destination. Or they have to write letters. The recipient has to pay for that, and because the parents have all the money, they have a right and responsibility to read the letter. It could mean trouble for their daughter if it’s from a gazetted fortune hunter; it could mean trouble for their son if some girl thinks he wants to marry her.

With a parent or governess in the room at all times, girls rarely got the chance to say what they really meant either aloud or in writing. Be careful about how explicit your convos are, taking the setting into account.

Also, don’t try to get around the time it took to operate a household. There’s a series, of three videos by Dr. Julie Cox, that discusses the realities of servant life in the 1800s. The servants not only had to do the cleaning, they had to make some of their cleaning supplies, like the powder they used to shine silver. The cook needed a skivvy to clean; if enough people lived upstairs she also needed a kitchen maid to help her with the cooking, because she cooked for both upstairs and downstairs. Only in towns could she send the kitchen maid to buy bread and muffin; she might have to rely on the wife at the Home Farm to do her baking in the country. In town, you might not have a butcher in your own street, and then you had to trust your kitchen maid to get to the butcher shop and buy the right cut of meat – before somebody else bought it. Remember Mrs Price’s complaints of Rebecca and the girl under her.

Only a farm family nowadays could appreciate all the work that goes into making meals from the ground up, and the cook in a fine household also had to be an artist. Her jellies were not just jiggly colored squares; she made them in fancy shapes and added fancy decorations. A meal feasted the eyes as well as the stomach. And she had to cook, not just for that day’s meals, but also for possible guests at any time. It wasn’t polite to descend on a household without an advance letter – but remember that Mr Bennet didn’t even tell his wife about corresponding with Mr Collins until the very day of his arrival, and then hoped Mrs Bennet would set a good dinner before them. A modern wife would have brained Mr Bennet with a skillet.

On your next vacation, try living Regency style. You can find Mrs Isabella Beeton’s book online; plan some authentic meals for yourself, and try to keep house following her rules. You may even try using a chamber pot instead of a toilet, although you’ll have a toilet to empty the chamber pot into. You’ll learn pretty quickly that the number of servants a household employed was not just for show, it was for necessity, and things took as long as they took then, not how long they take now. Give your characters the time they need to get where they’re going and do what they’re doing.