Sunday, March 8, 2026

Fact-Checking the Torah -- turn over the DH rocks

There's an old rabbinical saying, "turn it over and over, you never get to the end of it." They were talking about Torah, but when you turn over the rocks of DH you keep finding new ways that they screwed up.

Although to be fair, in this episode I have to point out that at the time DH espoused this concept, they lacked some 150 years of science and other scholarship. Still, when later work proves you screwed up, you can't win back respect by saying "Now, how could I have known that". You have to take your lumps.

The concept is that the tabernacle described in the Pentateuch never existed. That story was invented in P, during the Babylonian Captivity, based on the existence of the temple. You can blame Julius Wellhausen for this one. The Babylonians destroyed the temple, so the tabernacle narrative is an exercise in nostalgia. I'm sorry, a brick and mortar building being destroyed led to making up a story about a mobile enclosure?

Here's the first bit of science we run into: During the Babylonian Captivity, the Jews stopped speaking Biblical Hebrew and started speaking Neo-Babylonian ("Aramaic"). The priests could not have written that narrative during the captivity and had its grammar be identical with that of J, E, and D. Seriously, now: how many of us can write grammatical post-Conquest English used by Layamon, who wrote the first English work that refers to King Arthur, let alone pre-Conquest Anglo-Saxon?

I studied Hebrew for decades but none of the courses or books reflected the grammar in the actual Torah -- and also in Neviim and Ketuvim. Then in 2014 I found Dr. John Cook's 2002 doctoral dissertation. Dr. Cook's grammar, combined with trop as a form of punctuation, reveals in many cases why Mishnah says what it says about Jewish law. That doesn't happen unless Dr. Cook's work is fundamentally correct. I wrote a study of Torah with complete examples of this. His discussion of the verbal grammar in the tabernacle episodes, requires evidence of the tabernacle, though it does not require that the people who said those words lived at the time of its construction. 

Second, the priests could not have invented a narrative that uses the same mid-level features as other narratives in Torah -- and Neviim. The features correspond perfectly with what Axel Olrik wrote about before his death in 1921, but Olrik was not part of the textual criticism field that Wellhausen specialized in. When Hermann Gunkel tried to get his DH colleagues to incorporate Olrik's work, they gave him a raspberry. 

Olrik's principles require that the tabernacle episodes reached their form after Mosheh and Betsalel and Ahaliav died, but when the tabernacle was visible to the narrators. Those episodes seem fantastic; the audience would razz the narrator if he didn't have a tabernacle to point to. What's more, the grammar as described by Cook also requires evidence; when the same verbs are used to tell narratives for which evidence is not visible, the verbs use different morphology. My Torah study goes over these examples, too.

By the way, Dr. Cook never heard of Axel Olrik until I emailed him about this correspondence. Olrik's work was translated to English ten years before Dr. Cook's dissertation was approved, but it wasn't linguistic in nature so Cook had no reason to access it. (Evidence that just because something is published doesn't mean it immediately affects related disciplines.)

Third, DH argues that a desert can't support the tabernacle cult. This is evidence that they used translations (Astruc freely admits this), and as I keep saying, all translations are strawman arguments. In the 1800s, English writers used "desert" to mean land that is deserted by people, not just a hot sandy waste. "The Great American Desert" referred to the U.S. Great Plains when the term was invented in 1820. Stephen Long did not live to tell the survivors of the Blizzard of 1888 that they lived in a hot sandy waste. 

What's more, DH did not have 21st century paleontological data showing that hippos and crocs lived in what you could call "the greater Bitter Lakes region". When you remember that these are fresh-water life forms, you see that a good part of the Sinai had sweet water.

Fourth, 21st century archaeologists such as William Devers categorically reject that peoples invent their ancient histories. The DH position comes from a European fallacy that every people MUST have a history, meaning a written version of their story about their past. They were used to, for example, Gerald of Wales inventing the "Brutus" origin of the Britons for his Norman overlords. You can't write one of these things that incorporates Olrik's principles when Olrik himself will not be born for several millennia. What's more, we know of plenty of peoples who did not write their own history -- the Goths, the Vandals, the Indus Valley Civilization (which Wellhausen knew nothing about). Alexander's Macedonians did not write their own history, Herodotus did that -- and he was not a Macedonian, he lived in what is now Turkey.

Fifth is an argument that absence means non-existence. This is the false argument from silence that every paleontologist, archaeologist, and historian faces because none of them have every piece of evidence that would back up their assertions. They can only argue probabilities that they can back up with hard evidence. If you let DH argue on this basis, then you have every right to say that none of J, E, D, or P existed because they have left zero traces in the archaeological record. Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Sixth, DH relies on a misconception of what Jewish scripture was about. Jewish scripture documented cultural behavior, mostly in terms of narratives. Olrik's principles show techniques used by ancient cultures to make their cultural narratives interesting and memorable. But the narratives have to spread within the culture, and not only did DH grow outside the Jewish culture, it was invented by anti-Semites trying to destroy the foundation of the Jewish culture.

And finally, this concept is evidence that the DH scholars knew nothing about Samaritan scripture. Samaritan Pentateuch has every narrative Jewish Torah has, including the tabernacle episodes. You would have to show me that Samaritans closely collaborated with Jewish priests in Babylon to have the P parts of Torah. 

No, despite being excellent candidates for the authors of E, who knew nothing about the contemporary J, let alone D or P in the future, the Samaritans invented for themselves the identical history that the Jews supposedly invented, in mostly the identical grammar (there's some evidence that the manuscripts, all written in Arabic speaking locations, have grammatical changes that coordinate with Arabic) -- up to chapter 15 of Joshua. Samaritan Joshua breaks off without describing the lottery for the land, and jumps to a story involving nations that did not exist until the Hasmonean period. 

Wellhausen and the others could have read Samaritan Pentateuch and Targum if they had accessed Brian Walton's "London" polyglot, though they would have to have learned the Gezer script to do so. In 1918 they could have used August Freiherr von Gall's critical edition of Samaritan Pentateuch in the "square" or "Aramaic" script. Wellhausen died that year but people were still elaborating DH decades later. Ignoring evidence is a feature of academic practice, not a bug.

If you want my other evidence that DH is a failure, start here.

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Knitting -- the unfixable mistake?

So I'm replacing a jumper/sweater set that I did in cotton years ago, because the cotton got frowsy.

The jumper was a no-brainer, I knitted it in the round as usual.

The sweater was agony. Yes, I used steeking at the sleeves so that when I was done knitting I was done.

But I made mistake after mistake and after I bound off the neck, I found I had screwed up on the sleeve side of the back. 

What you do in a case like that depends on whether you're on a deadline, how much of a perfectionist you are, whether you're knitting for sale, and other factors.

I had no deadline. The sweater was for personal use. And I had an ace up my sleeve that you probably know about if you have been knitting long.

It turns out I had fluffed only 5 stitches in the entire body of the sweater. So I pulled out a nalbinding needle that functions beautifully as a tapestry needle, being straight and thin instead of curved and chunky. 

And I used duplicate stitch to turn 3 blue stitches white and 2 white stitches blue. Now it looks perfect.

By the way, I am using Norwegian Peer Gynt yarn by Sandnes Garn in this project. I got it from Wool and Company, a US small business. The pattern is from the Dale Garn Tradisjon 267 book that I downloaded years ago while it was still free on the Dale Garn site, and I wanted to try Peer Gynt. It is pretty much a heavy sport in 60 colors and makes a very warm garment in classic Norwegian patterns. 

Other sites carry Peer Gynt. One of them, LindeHobby, would not accept my Discover card so I abandoned my cart and told the company why. Always check the bottom of the home page to see if they accept your card. A lot of yarns are carried by more than one vendor. If you can avoid getting emotionally invested in a product or company, you won't have to worry about your card.

Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Fact-Checking the Torah -- DH and the KJV

I've been reading Thomas Costain's series about the Plantagenet kings of England on Internet Archive. I'm part of the way into the fourth book and suddenly came across information showing why KJV is absolutely the worst possible source for Documentary Hypothesis to rely on. WikiSource, LISTEN UP.

It seems that King James I did exactly what the forged Aristeas letter claims Ptolemy did to produce the Septuagint: divide the Jewish Bible into sections, assign them out to groups of scholars who supposedly knew Hebrew and Greek (which they didn't, as you know if you read my threads on Biblical Hebrew and Classical Greek) and put them to work. Each "translator" produced his own work and then they agreed on what to use out of each man's translation. According to the Aristeas forgery the Septuagint scholars didn't have to do this last step because they all produced the same result. 

We don't know what sources Costain used, one of several problems with his work. We don't know if his source repeats urban legends that took root in the Aristeas letter. We do know that the KJV repeats one major error in Septuagint, creating a character out of a construct state phrase in Genesis 26. We do know it copies the Septuagint error in Isaiah 7 turning "young woman" into "virgin". We do know that it copies Stephen Langton's chapter divisions which split the narratives and create false impressions.

If anybody out there still thinks DH is worthwhile, you're just not paying attention. When I started posting about DH I frequently asked its fans to ante up sources. That was 8 years ago and I discovered more ammunition against it in the meantime. Start here and find out what you missed.

http://pajheil.blogspot.com/2017/07/fact-checking-torah-structure-of-torah.html

Wednesday, February 4, 2026

I'm just saying -- rethinking it

I loved the TV show Murphy Brown. It gave me lots of laughs. I found episodes on Internet Archive and one of them was a typical TV show let-down.

A high school graduate joins Murphy in her home and proceeds to be the teen from hell. She wants to be a journalist just like Murphy, but at the end, she says she doesn't want to go to college. Murphy has no experience with kids and freaks out.

The answer is to make the teen explain just how she plans to get to Murphy's level without college. "Jane" has no experience with professional writing. In her brief stay, she insists on doing anything she wants regardless of the effects on others. This includes smoking around a pregnant woman.

Murphy needed to explain to her that no news organization is going to pay an absolute newcomer for any job without evidence that they can do it. That's what college journalism is about: learning to write; learning to find and use sources; learning to present information effectively; learning which stories are important; learning to dig instead of give up. Her college class assignments and work on the college newspaper might get Jane an interview. Lacking them, she was dead in the water. 

Jane also needed to know that no story is news after its time. You have to beat the news cycle, not trail it. When your editor gives you a deadline, you have to meet it. No excuses. 

And you have to work in a people environment. If you walk into an interview with a non-smoker or somebody who gets sick from cigarette smoke, you can't light up. With coming bans on workplace smoking, Jane was about to hit a brick wall of employment.

The same thing faces high school kids now. AI is taking over scutwork. You have to come into an interview trained to do the job, and also explain why you can do a better job than AI. The most important thing is knowing how to back up your work with information, and AI is lousy at this, it will take any source that suits your keywords. That is why it lies to me on a regular basis and contradicts itself. If you don't understand how bad Wikipedia articles are and how this comes from the sources used in the articles, you will never be better than  AI.

Second, you have to deal with complexity. A recent article showed that using AI in customer service caused problems, it didn't fix them. It couldn't handle nuance or inflection, or customize answers, because it relied on information that didn't fit the situation. Using AI in online chat devolves into long transcripts because the AI can't actually understand the question, it can only deal with keywords.

It's the underlying problem of machine translation, which I think I've posted about before. Computer translation was promised in the 1980s and it has never happened because nobody has been able to program a computer to understand idioms. Idioms are phrases, the meanings of which go beyond the actual words. They are also used in a context, and computers cannot handle context. Actually, damned few humans can handle context, which results in those social media fuck-fests where people call each other names. At some point in the thread, somebody may say "read the thread".

Which doesn't solve anything either. Any time you walk into the middle of a conversation, you are dead in the water because you weren't there for the entire context. A counselor can tell you this; they come into the middle of a stressful situation and the only way to solve it is to make everybody go through the entire "conversation". Bear in mind that the parties have already gelled into their positions or they wouldn't need a counselor in the first place. Don't blame the counselor.

Because the counselor also has to deal with unreliable witnesses. Everybody tailors the story to favor themselves. It goes from being unable to understand language and so unable to understand what they said as part of the problem, to reshaping the narrative to suit themselves as time went on, to lying deliberately to make themselves look good. A counselor has to separate the noise from the signal.

AI can't do that and that's why it lies. Separating noise from signal is a matter of experience. High-schoolers tend not to have it; plenty of college graduates don't have it. I know of college professors who don't have it and pass urban legends because they can't tell they're false.

And most organizations that want to use AI are just as clueless. The companies that thought it would help them do customer service had no clue what went into customer service, and they have screwed up bigtime. A media outlet was bragging about going more to AI, which would result in publishing false information because of AI's inability to evaluate sources properly. A professor was bragging about using AI, which meant an idiot child was going to be running his college courses. It gets worse but I think you've seen enough.

We're in the hype quadrant of AI on Gartner Group's four-stage cycle. We're finding out who is absolutely clueless about how to do their jobs, as much as we're finding out that AI is an idiot child. 

I'm just saying....

Sunday, January 25, 2026

Fact-Checking the Torah: the third clue

As part of the original thread, I wrote about the plagues of the Exodus which sound like the effects of a Plinian eruption, and tagged the date of the Exodus to 1628 BCE when Thera exploded in a cataclysm 20 times worse than the 79 CE eruption of Vesuvius that is so famous.

More recently, I pointed to an occultation of the superior conjunction of Venus, something unheard of in a thousand years of Babylonian astronomical history. This pegged the Exodus as occurring in March 1628 BCE.

Nevertheless, people I got in touch with assured me that the Thera explosion occurred in June or July. But one of those people gave me the exact clue I'm writing about now.

In his book, Santorini: Volcano, Natural History, Mythology (https://archive.org/details/santorinivolcano0000frie/page/70/mode/2up), Walter Friedrich has a number of interesting photos, but none more interesting than the two on book page 69. The top one shows a pupa and the bottom an adult, of a parasite found on leaves buried in the stuff Thera put out when it blew up. 

So I looked up the life cycle of that parasite. Fethi et al. told me that the adults emerge in June or July and, if the weather be what it ought, there will be a second generation of adults who may survive the winter and lay eggs.

Fethi, Abbassi and Benzehra Abdelmajid and Achouche Abderrahim, “Study of the Bioecology of Aleurolobus olivinus Silvestri (1911) (Homoptera, Aleyrodidae) on olive Trees in Algeria,” November 2019 Bioscience Research 16(4):11

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/338212224_Study_of_the_bioecology_of_aleurolobus_olivinus_silvestri_1911_homoptera_aleyrodidae_on_olive_trees_in_algeria

They lay eggs as soon in the spring as the olive trees show signs of activity. There are several pupa stages, so the pupa in the top photo could be part of the spring laying.

But obviously there are also pupae in late summer and early autumn. So the question is, whether the pupa in the photograph was left from the autumn generation, or is it evidence that Thera blew up in the spring?

The Fethi article doesn't give me much of a clue. It doesn't go into how fragile the pedicle is that attaches a pupa to a leaf. The adult that overwinters is alive and can hang onto that leaf for all it's worth so it has a chance to lay eggs in the spring. The pupa's pedicle is a perfectly passive attachment. Rain might dissolve it; wind might break it. 

Mr. Friedrich did not give me a link to the Fethi article. He didn't look into whether a pupa can overwinter, all he did was caption the photo to include the name of the parasite. 

This is one of the problems with academic work. It's myopic. Mr. Friedrich was satisfied to know that the parasite showed up when you used an electron microscope. He didn't think about what it meant that they found a pupa as well as an adult. It takes an inquiring mind to go that extra step. How many academics really have inquiring minds, and how many just do the research their department steers them to for whatever reason?

How many discoveries has humanity missed out on because people in universities don't really have inquiring minds? If you've read much of my blog, you know what I think. 

Tuesday, January 6, 2026

Knitting -- raglan sleeve armpits

If you've been reading this thread, you know that one of my mantras is "when you're done knitting you should be done." You should have a piece ready to wear unless you believe in washing and blocking first.

What I did on a recent jumper is inside out of what you do knitting bottom up with steeking at the armholes. You put the underarm stitches on a holder, then when it's time to work the sleeves, you pick up the underarm stitches, cut the steeking and use a crochet hook to pull yarn through the stitches next to the steeking, then work the sleeve.

For a top-down raglan, when you are ready to close the body, you cast on stitches for the underarms and put the sleeve stitches on holders. 

First, use the cable cast on for these stitches and make sure there are 10 for worsted, 12 for sport/DK and 14 for fingering.

When you finish the body, move the sleeve stitches from the holder to a circular needle.

Make a slip knot and put it on the working needle, then pull the last sleeve stitch over it. 

Use a crochet hook. Put it into the stitch under each cast-on stitch, pull the yarn to the outside and put it on the working needle. When you've picked up all the cast-ons, put the crochet hook between the last stitch and the first body stitch, put that on the working needle and then the first body stitch. Pass the last stitch over, put the body stitch back, and work the sleeve as usual.

Now you don't have to sew an underarm seam or close it with Kitchener stitch. All you may want to do is close up large or stretched stitches.

You only need this if your raglan increases haven't given you the right count of stitches in the body when you've done enough rows to reach the armpits. If you do have enough stitches, just cast on one, put the next sleeve or body stitch on the same needle, pass the cast-on over that, and keep knitting.

The PSSOs help close gaps.

When you do bottom up raglan, as far as I can tell, you will still have to close those armpits with Kitchener stitch. If you have an alternative, let us all know.

Friday, December 26, 2025

DIY -- the good cook and the landfill

My community is changing its trash procedures. Up to now, the city has been subsidizing everybody's landfill fees. It can't keep doing that and still do civic things. So everybody is going to be charged a share of the landfill fees and with proof that they've paid, they get the same service as before.

This means that people using meal kits and other landfill-heavy practices are going to feel the impact. The rest of us, not so much. 

If you're a good cook, you don't contribute to messes like this. You may even be able to take advantage of a composting program in your region, as well as getting good nutrition and cutting down on grocery expenses.

Some mornings I have ramen for breakfast, using a "no-time" broth recipe that I found on-line. You can mix the seasonings up in advance and store on a shelf; other ingredients have to be kept in your fridge. You can add in veggies, which lets you use up things in your fridge that are about to go over, improving your nutrition while keeping things out of the landfill. Next to each ingredient, I show other things you can make using it, so that buying half-pound packages is a good use of your money. 

This takes about 15 minutes to make even if you don't store the mixed seasonings, because you put on the water and noodles, turn on the heat, and while the water comes to boiling, add the seasonings.

1 tablespoon garlic powder (BBQ sauce, soups, stews, chili, spaghetti sauce, most cuisines.)

1 tablespoon onion powder (BBQ sauce, soups, stews, chili, spaghetti sauce, most cuisines.)

1 tablespoon dried parsley (stuffing, soups, stews, spaghetti sauce, Provencal seasoning for chicken rub, "like the colonel" seasoning for chicken, including nuggets.)

1 tablespoon dried green onions or chives optional (Provencal seasoning for chicken rub, Chinese recipes.)

1 tablespoon sugar

1 teaspoon ground ginger (use 1 1/2 teaspoons if you want it spicier) (Chinese recipes, ginger snaps and other baked goods.)

1 teaspoon chili powder or 3/4 tsp cumin, large pinch cayenne and small pinch oregano or cilantro (India style recipes use cumin, especially garam masala seasoning)

1 teaspoon paprika (goulash, of course, KFC seasoning for chicken)

1/4 teaspoon ground white pepper (use 1/2 tsp for spicier) (Chinese recipes of course)

1 tablespoon of mix (about a quarter of a batch) per 1 ½ cups water plus

1/4 teaspoon sesame oil or chili oil

1 teaspoon soy sauce

½ teaspoon miso paste (miso soup)

bundle of dry ramen noodles (3 bundles per pack)

Finely chopped vegetables like cabbage, broccoli, carrot, kernels of sweet corn, bell peppers, bok choy leaf and any other leafy green. Use freeze-dried vegetables if you can’t get fresh.

Bring it all to a boil, turn the heat down five minutes, turn it off and let the noodles finish cooking.

The little quarter pound box of low-sodium miso paste that I bought will probably make 50 servings of ramen broth. I have a gallon jug of soy sauce because I use it so much. Unless you like your mouth to burn, use just a couple drops of chili oil and you'll have plenty for other recipes. (I left salt out of the dry seasonings because I use full-sodium soy sauce.)

The dry ramen noodles are available on websites like Weee which also sells the other ingredients, including the veggies. The noodles ought to be a staple in your kitchen. You throw away a little ring of paper that comes around each bundle of noodles, and after three servings, you throw away the wrapper. Instead of throwing away that whole bowl and the wrappings around the two kernels of corn which are all you get for veggies, every time you make a serving.

Yes you need a saucepan for the cooking; you can use it to cook single servings of almost anything you like including chili, mac n cheese, soup or stew of any kind, oatmeal (use the old-fashioned five minute type and you can also make cookies), hard or soft boiled eggs, kichri or fried rice or even a one-person frittata or tortilla espanola -- and for heating water for tea, coffee, yerba mate, and milk for making hot chocolate. 

Yes you need a bowl to serve the ramen in, and you can use it for all the other things you can cook in that saucepan (except the drinks, of course), as well as for cold cereal or servings of snacks like granola, dry roast nuts, trail mix, chips, dip for snacks.... 

As for washing up, that takes all of five minutes, most of which is waiting for the water to get hot.

I have lots of other cooking tips on my DIY page. They can save you money, give you better nutrition, keep you from putting PFAS in the landfill or water supply. And oh, yeah, we're finding out that cooking from scratch burns calories as well as letting you control the sugar, sodium, fat, and cut out the garbage in packaged foods. Without the stress involved in being an Iron Chef.